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kittynose:

I blacked out and drunk-washed all the dishes in front of my musical idol at a party

kittynose:

I blacked out and drunk-washed all the dishes in front of my musical idol at a party

I asked my 92-year-old great grandmother where she got this shirt from, and she told me that she has no idea.
The answer, obviously, is that she got it from Club Rollexx.

I asked my 92-year-old great grandmother where she got this shirt from, and she told me that she has no idea.

The answer, obviously, is that she got it from Club Rollexx.

whoa apparently these guys have done a lot of work with Rihanna?

whoa apparently these guys have done a lot of work with Rihanna?

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Carmen, Fine honey from BKLN. met you opening nught 1985.. It’s Rob from da Bronx….

nd1bmark01 1 month ago

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— What the fuck do people think Youtube is for?
I know, I know you love your cat but an animal cannot legally consent.

I know, I know you love your cat but an animal cannot legally consent.

couldn’t stop myself

couldn’t stop myself

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